Opting out
As the world seems to get crazier and crazier, I think a new translation of something Jesus said may be in order:
Not of this World
Tattoo (A Limerick)
In his youth, an old Geezer named Taft,
Tattooed his chest just for laughs.
That young rapscallion!
A tattoo of a stallion,
But now it looks like a giraffe!